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Aloittaja välläri, maaliskuu 16, 2007, 22:25

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tsumia

Tämä ei ole vitsi, vaan ihan tositapaus tältä päivältä. Ajelin mutkatietä ja vastaan tuli HD-mies korkeasarvisella. Moikkasi kyllä, mutta palautti räpylän tankoon harvinaisen ripeästi :D Samalla hetkellä kävi mielessä, että se juttu kottikärryn työntämisestä yhdellä kädellä ei taidakkaan olla ihan tuulesta temmattu.
1250SA -07

artzu

Suzuki Bandit 1216T ic -00
Suzuki Bandit 1200N -99 (projekti)
Suzuki GSX-R 1100W -95 (emännän)

Ottopoika

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,
not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head
abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small
error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error
would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the
original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't
been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the
old abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He
sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
"We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!"
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.

The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With A choking voice, the old abbot replies,
"The word was...
CELEBRATE!!!"
GSF 650S -08

KultaKatriina

#665
Arjen aforismeja: Iso maha on tyhjänä kamalan näkööne.
Muu merkki/malli

tsumia

Ei tullut parempaakaan topiccia mieleen, niin laitetaan tänne: Motoristi pelasti pojan päivän liikennevaloissa. Bandiittimies pelastaa päivän! :D

Jos Staran artikkeli ei kiinnosta, niin suora linkki videoon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP60JGzwiBg
1250SA -07

Ottopoika

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.

Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;

I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.

It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.


It took three days to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.
GSF 650S -08

kloppi

1200T -99 , 1200N -97

Ottopoika

I got a phone call from the police, they said "your house has been broken in to, they drank all your beer and shagged your wife!"
I said "I can't believe they shagged her after only 4 cans?"

ja toinen

A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, "I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." A voice from the other end of the bar called out, "You'll need more ammo"

GSF 650S -08

Suiza 1200

Bandit 1216T -99
Ex- pyörät: Honda VFR750F -96, Suzuki Bandit 1200S -00, Suzuki bandit 1200S -05, Yamaha FZ1-N -07, Suzuki bandit 1200S -99. Suzuki bandit 1200N -99 + monta muuta 1200 bandua.

kloppi

^tuostahan se ajatus lähti.....
1200T -99 , 1200N -97

Suiza 1200

Bandit 1216T -99
Ex- pyörät: Honda VFR750F -96, Suzuki Bandit 1200S -00, Suzuki bandit 1200S -05, Yamaha FZ1-N -07, Suzuki bandit 1200S -99. Suzuki bandit 1200N -99 + monta muuta 1200 bandua.

Kolmone

GSF 1250 S 2008 ja muutama 50 cc, GSF 400 1992, CBR1000RR 2008YZF-R6 2008,
GSX-R 600 K9, GSX-R 1000 K6, GSX-R 1000 K2, 1200 S->N -04, 600 S -98, NX 250 Dominator -90, PV 50 -88, 2 x PV50 -81

kloppi

1200T -99 , 1200N -97